You can get our catalog right here - it's 99 cents but you get $2 off your first catalog order. (If you are ordering other stuff anyway, here's a "hidden special" - use the coupon code "FREE CATALOG" in the comments field of your order)
OR - you can SHOP BY MAIL *without* the catalog;
Find stuff you like online, fill your "shopping cart" and choose the "Check or MO" payment option at checkout, print and mail your order to the address provided. That's sort of like mail order... I know, you can't
look at a web site in the bathroom...
OPTION C -
use this handy mail order form and simply jot down the items you like, and mail that form to us. Don't forget to take your check/mo dollar discount!
OPTION D - Call us at (360) 654-4470 and just tell us what you want to get -
we will process your credit card just like the titans of catalog sales do!
Uh, OPTION E - Just a reminder that we process thousands of online and offline orders a year... We use a top-notch e-commerce service that is very reliable and professional. So, feel secure in choosing to just order online if you like the convenience of that.
Personal and Business Checks, and money orders- acceptance policy
Items may be held until check clears if check is spindled. Dog-eared. Left out in the rain, or rode hard and put away wet.
Ripped or torn, or written by Rip Torn. Un-numbered, hand-numbered or numbered in the single digits. Composed of Latex,
Prolypropylene or impregnated with ferrous metal. Imprinted with a "Family Circus" theme (Their ghostly grandfather creeps me
out; why can't he let go and move on to the afterlife?) Coffee stained, drooled on, used for personal hygiene rituals of any
kind. Issued during periods of intense sunspot activity. Endowed with hanging, dimpled, swinging or pregnant
chads. Issued by
any firm with the words "YE OLDE" in the title. If your check has one of those annoying perforated edges to tear off, it may
be delayed until I can find someone with a steady hand to remove the stub. Other completely random criteria may apply.
Your check may also cause a delay if I endorse it to my bartender and
it fails to cover the extent of my evening's activities in a bar
(excluding gambling). If my landlord gets wind of it, I may have to
conceal your payment for a few days, further delaying shipment.
Seriously, our general policy is to assume the check is OK, and we normally ship right away (Although we reserve the right to
hold the item for check clearance if we suddenly get a healthy dose of paranoia)
If your credit card was rejected, please double check the card number and the 3 digit code, and make sure the "billing" address you entered is the same place you get your credit card bill.
Then email us and let us know that you would like us to manually correct the problem on our end. It's almost always something we can fix.
For example, our system has a hard time verifying international addresses. We can fix it manually, but we need your permission to do so.
Be sure to leave an email address and/or phone number, in case we need to contact you.
We welcome order from all over the globe and have shipped to many countries.
We use only Air Letter Post or Air Parcel Post shipping, no ground due to high breakage/loss rates.
International Rates are as follows;
Canada: $5.49 for any size shipment. Shipping is by "Air Letter Post or "Air Parcel Post"
Overseas $10.39 plus 40 cents for each additional line item, any size shipment. Shipping is by "Air Letter Post or "Air Parcel Post"
THE FINE PRINT:
You are responsible for customs duties, bribes, arbitrary shakedowns, or other fees imposed by your government or ours.
Please note that we will not ship to countries deemed "high risk" by our credit card people, or by Paypal,
and we reserve the right to decline orders on a case by case basis. We would rather do business though!
We are always completely honest on customs forms, we wont falsify to save you money at customs. I don't want to wind up in a cold cinderblock
cell with Martha Stewart and other hardened criminal types.
NOTICE - ~~ All shipments crossing borders are subject to loss or damage at your risk ~~
We maintain proof of shipping records for three years.
Please email us if you have questions or comments.